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I will not fix your computer

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I will not fix your computer

T-Shirt und Hoodie für IT-Admins und Informatiker

€20,11 - €40,28
€20,11
€20,11 - €40,28
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Description I will not fix your computer – T-Shirt und Hoodie für IT-Admins und Informatiker

There are simply too many DAUs, so the only thing that helps is a general rejection if you don't want to keep answering stupid questions or uninstalling Internet Explorer for the 10th time. To amuse you, we are collecting the stupidest DAU slogans here, send yours to dau@getdigital.de and we will include them:

1. How do I get rid of this table in Excel so that I can write something?
2. We need something that allows you to download, something like Winzip.
3My modem always makes funny noises when I dial up...
4. I don't have Internet, I have AOL.
5. We don't need DSL, our graphics cards can't display it at all.
6. Could it be the router that's making the teacher's PC so slow? [The reason was: 4 times M$ Powerpoint in the background
7. Can I also download movies from the Internet with my new CD burner?
8. What kind of computer do you have? - Windows 98
9. Tell me? I only have 512 MB RAM. But UT2004 needs 5.5 GB. Where should I install it?
10. What kind of browser do you have? - I have T-Online DSL
11. I thought there was a loose fuse
because it crashes so often, then I changed the red fuse (probably means the 230V/115V switch) at the back of the PC and then there was a bang
and smoke and now the PC doesn't work anymore!
12. (Note: original spelling) The computer is broken! Come and repair it immediately, otherwise I'll demand compensation!!! The computer makes noise but the TV is black. (The monitor was just switched off, nothing else)
13. Which PC do you have? - Windows XP - Then click on Start. - There is no Start, just an apple.
14. my digital photos are so blurred when I look at them on the PC - is my computer overloaded? They'll be sharper on a faster one, won't they?
15. And now you should see the following message on your screen: ... - How can you see that?
16. Question from the customer: Is there any further information on this? - My answer: Yes, of course, just look on the Internet... - Customer: Can I get such an Internet here?
17. Customer: My raid no longer works! (indignant)
Answer: What kind of raid did you have?
Customer: Raid? What is a raid?
18. "A piece of my hard disk has fallen off, 60 GB are missing! I want a new one immediately, otherwise I'll call a lawyer!" (Note: customer tried to play with Linux, forgot Grub...and then 60GB were missing under Windows)
19. "You forgot to install the start button on my system!" - "What start button?" - "Well, this Vista is great, but the start button is missing!"
20. Can I download a better graphics card from the Internet?
21. I once had a customer who wanted a WLAN cable: He had read on the Internet that WLAN goes up to 300m and LAN only 100m.
T-Shirt:
Only here: Fair & sustainable organic textiles - Fair Geekwear
 100% jersey cotton from certified organic farming, 145g/qm. The T-shirts are true to size.
T-shirts are available in black, navy (dark blue), blue, and dark green.
Sizes and dimensions:
S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL
Breite unter Armen (X) 50 cm 53 cm 56 cm 59 cm 62 cm 65 cm 70 cm
Höhe (Y) 70 cm 72 cm 74 cm 76 cm 78 cm 80 cm 82 cm
The width of the shirt may be 2-4cm smaller due to the printing process depending on the design and size.
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Girlie-Shirt:
Only here: Fair & sustainable textiles - Fair Geekwear
 100% cotton from certified organic farming, 145g/qm, form-fitting cut. The girlie-shirts are medium length, only slightly tapered and generally true to size. Girlies are available in black and XS-XXL.
Sizes and dimensions:
XS S M L XL XXL 3XL
Breite unter Armen (X) 41 cm 44 cm 47 cm 50 cm 53 cm 56 cm 59 cm
Höhe (Y) 58 cm 60 cm 62 cm 64 cm 66 cm 68 cm 70
The width of the shirt may be 2-4cm smaller due to the printing process depending on the design and size.
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Hoodie:
Only here: Fair & sustainable textiles - Fair Geekwear
 80% cotton from certified organic farming and 20% recycled polyester with a weight of 280 g/qm. The hoodies have two separate pockets and are true to size. Hoodies are only available in black and depending on the design in sizes S-5XL.
Sizes and dimensions:
S M L XL XXL 3XL
Breite unter Armen (X) 52 cm 55.5 cm 59 cm 62.5 cm 66 cm 70 cm
Höhe (Y) 70 cm 72 cm 74 cm 76 cm 78 cm 79 cm
The width of the hoodie may be 2-4cm smaller due to the printing process depending on the design and size.
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Bag:
5 compartments: main compartment with zip and interior small pocket with additional zip, front compartment with zip and two slip pockets on the back. Additional features: flap with Velcro fastening and adjustable shoulder strap. Color black/anthracite. Dimensions: approx. 35 x 29 x 6 cm (e.g. for laptops up to 15.6" or Leitz A4 folders)
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Hi, this is Philipp – founder of this nerdy paradise. I'm absolutely convinced of the quality of our products: Every gadget, T-shirt, or collectible should not only bring you joy but also last a long time. But if something doesn't work out the way you imagined, we're here for you!

Within 30 days you can easily return everything if you don't like it.

So: Order away and rest assured that I'll do everything I can to catapult you into nerd heaven. If it doesn't work out, just send it back, and we'll make the return process as painless as a cheat code in an 8-bit game.

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FAQ about our shop
What makes your online shop nerdy?

Our online shop is not just another store – it's the result of real passion and dedication to everything nerdy.

We offer you unique products that you often can't find anywhere else. From rare collectibles to creative in-house developments that we designed ourselves here in Germany, you'll find things in our shop that make any nerd's heart beat faster.

What makes us special is that we are huge nerds ourselves. Our shop wasn't founded based on a business idea, but because we wanted all those brilliant nerdy things ourselves!

Our enthusiasm is reflected in every detail, because we know exactly what our nerd cosmos needs.

Additionally, contact with our customers is especially close to our hearts. For us, you're not just an order number – we place great value on providing you with personal service because every customer is something special to us. If you have questions or need help, we're here for you and take time for you.

In short: Our shop is by nerds for nerds – with love, passion, and many wonderful, unique products.

How long does shipping take?

Once you place your order, we typically hand over items in stock to the delivery service within 1-3 days.

Find out how long the parcel service takes for delivery here.

Is there a minimum order value for free shipping?

Yes, from an order value of €100, shipping is free within Germany and Austria. Unfortunately, we don't offer free shipping to other countries.

Which parcel service do you use for shipping?

We use either UPS or another local parcel service in your country.

How does the return process work if I don't like a product?

If something doesn't meet your expectations, you can easily return the items within 30 days.

You can report your return via our return center.

Is there a warranty on the products?

Of course, we offer you 2 years of full warranty after purchase: If something is defective with your product during this time, you can simply contact us and we'll repair or replace the product.


We treat you like a new customer even after your purchase. We take care of you, that's a promise!

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Will my order arrive faster if I accelerate to 88 miles per hour?

As cool as it would be to catapult your package into the future, unfortunately the speed of your DeLorean doesn't affect our delivery times! But don't worry, we're working hard to get your order to you as quickly as possible – even without time travel.

Do I get +10 charisma when I wear a nerdy shirt?

Definitely! As soon as you put on one of our nerdy shirts, you immediately get +10 charisma and an extra dose of respect from other nerds. The bonus works especially well at conventions, game nights, and in every quest of daily life! 🎮👕

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