At Hogwarts everything runs on parchment: essays whose length is measured in feet, detentions on endless repeat and, in the morning, the owl post that buries the breakfast table under letters. And of all things, the most famous sheet in the whole school looks completely blank at first glance.
Only the words “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” coax the lines out: corridors, staircases and hidden doors, drawn by Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. On the Harry Potter XL Mouse Pad Marauder’s Map that map lies spread out in front of you at its full width, 80 x 35 cm, so keyboard and mouse fit side by side. The fabric surface is densely woven and waterproof, the edges are reinforced, and underneath a rubber base keeps everything where you put it.
Made for anyone whose desk is already a place for small conspiracies. At the end of the day no “Mischief managed” will help, sadly, the tidying is still on you.