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Attempted Murder - Main view T-shirt Black

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Did you know that a group of crows in English is called a "Murder of Crows"? That's not a threat, but simply the official technical term - and at t...

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Mistaken For An Adult

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At some point, society decided that once you reach a certain age, you automatically know how to do taxes, compare insurance policies, and sit relax...

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Black towel with embroidered "YOU DRIED" in red lettering - main view

YOU DRIED Towel

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In the iconic Souls games, the same relentless red text appears after every death: YOU DIED. No mercy, no comfort — just the truth. Anyone who know...

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Definitely not sarcasm

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Cats have always known what they want - and even better, what they don't want. Small talk? No, thanks. Faking enthusiasm? Not happening. And sarcas...

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Scientific Meowthod

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Cat owners know: No living being on this planet conducts research as consistently as a cat. There's a glass of water on the table - and the scienti...

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Dark Side of the Cat

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In 1973, a white triangle on a black background changed the music world forever. Pink Floyd's legendary album cover features a light beam passing t...

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One does not simply leave McMordor

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They say you don't simply walk into Mordor - but getting out of there? Practically impossible.Welcome to McMordor - the fast food temple in the hea...

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Ctrl Alt Del - The Hardest Gang on the Keyboard

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There are moments in every PC user's life when only one combination can help: CTRL+ALT+DEL. Three keys, one goal - end the frozen chaos and start f...

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Happy Little Mushroom Cloud

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"There are no mistakes, only happy little accidents." Bob Ross, the man with the afro and the gentlest brushstroke in television history, taught en...

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Kitchen and Grill Apron "Come to the Dark Side"

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"Come to the Dark Side" – this famous line from a galaxy far, far away has already led many astray. But let's be honest: if the dark side has cooki...

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Hermionator

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"I'll be back" - one of the most famous movie lines of all time. But what if the unstoppable machine from the future was also the most diligent ove...

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Revenge of the Cow

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For decades, the alien in science fiction films and conspiracy theories had a steady job: floating over lonely fields at night, pulling unsuspectin...

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SpongeBob SquarePants Meme Coasters - Set of 6

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The internet has given us many things: cat videos, endless debates about the color of a dress — and of course SpongeBob memes. The spongy resident ...

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Sounds An Awful Lot Like Heresy

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In the 41st millennium, there is no discussion - only heresy. And as is well known, it is ended with the bolter. Whoever contradicts the Space Mari...

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Data Center

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In IT, it's called a data center - the sacred place where servers hum and data races through cables. But what if the data center is meant literally...

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In Case of Fire - Break Glass

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Fire alarm! Everyone runs to the nearest red box on the wall. But instead of a fire hose or fire extinguisher, the cutest fire safety measure in Po...

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When in doubt, go to the library

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Hermione Granger always knew it: If you have a question, go to the library. Don't google it, don't ask - books are the answer. This wise owl sits m...

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Execute .exe

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Somewhere between BSOD and making coffee lies the most beautiful moment of a developer's everyday life: when you finally press Enter and your progr...

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Come to the Dark Side - We Have Cookies

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Darth Vader actually had a pretty bad reputation. Black armor, asthmatic breathing, constantly force-choking people - not exactly what you'd call a...

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56kbps Survivor

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Do you remember that sound? That iconic screech, hiss and beep while your modem painfully dialed into the internet - and you sat there hoping that ...

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Admitting you are wrong

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Sometimes diplomacy really is a superpower: stay calm, smile, agree... and mentally prepare three chapters of evidence, including a list of sources...

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Can I lick it?

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"Not everything that looks delicious should be licked" - a saying that chemists, teachers and curious nerds know all too well. The Can I lick it? d...

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Spreadsheet Time

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Spreadsheet Time is the shirt for all those who don't shout "Panic!" when chaos strikes, but open a spreadsheet first. The clear print with the fam...

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Two Rules for Life

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Two rules for life is a dry statement for anyone who refuses access when they hear "Details please". The clear typo print sums up the humor of IT, ...

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Horrible Idea

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Some plans sound like a total loss on first hearing. And yet - somehow... it sounds like fun. If you're one of those people for whom "That's a terr...

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Retirement Plan Social Collapse

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Pensions are no longer safe, the climate is changing and the internet is no longer what it used to be - but hey, at least you have a sense of humor...

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Think vs ChatGPT

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You know what it's like: someone comes up with a really clever answer and you immediately think - was that your own work or did someone secretly co...

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Fueled by Mitochondria and Coffee

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When you get up in the morning and wonder how you're going to survive the day - remember: you're in possession of trillions of little energy power ...

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Test in Production

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Unit tests are for beginners, test environments are overrated and the last deploy was... adventurous? Then Test in Production is exactly your style...

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Remember who you are

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Did you know that chickens are direct descendants of dinosaurs? No joke! More precisely, our cackling friends are descended from the fearsome thero...

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