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You shall not parse!

Name: You shall not parse!
Brand: getDigital
SKU: Shirt-13417-22-27-6
Price: 20.11 EUR
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (3 reviews)

T-Shirt und Hoodie für Programmierer und Fantasy-Fans

€20,11 - €40,28

€20,11

€20,11 - €40,28

€20,11

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Description You shall not parse! – T-Shirt und Hoodie für Programmierer und Fantasy-Fans

It only takes two little words to turn even the most well-versed computer scientist into a nervous wreck: syntax error. Although people in STEM professions generally don't take syntax and other aspects of grammar too seriously, everything in the program code has to be correct and symmetrical. One little bracket that you forget and ZACK you can forget about parsing.

The "You shall not parse!" shirt shows that it's not careless coders who are responsible for the syntax errors of this world, but grey wizards who want to stop balrogs. We cannot say exactly what they have lost at this point. However, we would like to ask that the wizards, after defeating the Balrog and leveling up, fix their bugs on their own! After all, computer scientists have better things to do! ;)

T-Shirt:

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100% jersey cotton from controlled organic farming, 145g/sqm. The T-shirts fit true to size.

T-shirts are available in black, navy (dark blue), blue, and dark green.

Sizes and Dimensions:

	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL	4XL
Breite unter Armen (X)	50 cm	53 cm	56 cm	59 cm	62 cm	65 cm	70 cm
Höhe (Y)	70 cm	72 cm	74 cm	76 cm	78 cm	80 cm	82 cm

The width of the shirt may be reduced by 2-4cm depending on the design treatment during printing and size.

Girlie Shirt:

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100% organic cotton from controlled organic farming, 145g/qm, fitted cut. The Girlie Shirts are mid-length, only slightly tailored and generally fit true to size. Girlies are available in black and XS-XXL.

Sizes and Dimensions:

	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL
Breite unter Armen (X)	41 cm	44 cm	47 cm	50 cm	53 cm	56 cm	59 cm
Höhe (Y)	58 cm	60 cm	62 cm	64 cm	66 cm	68 cm	70

The width of the shirt can be 2-4cm smaller depending on the printing process, design, and size.

Hoodie:

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80% organic cotton from controlled biological cultivation and 20% recycled polyester with a weight of 280 g/m². The hoodies have two separate pockets and fit true to size. Hoodies are available only in black and in sizes S-5XL depending on the design.

Sizes and dimensions:

	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL
Breite unter Armen (X)	52 cm	55.5 cm	59 cm	62.5 cm	66 cm	70 cm
Höhe (Y)	70 cm	72 cm	74 cm	76 cm	78 cm	79 cm

Depending on the design and size, the width of the hoodie may be 2-4 cm smaller due to the printing process.

Bag:

5 compartments: main compartment with zipper and inner small interior pocket with additional zipper, front pocket with zipper and two slip pockets on the back. Additional features: flap with velcro closure and adjustable shoulder strap. Color black/anthracite. Dimensions: approx. 35 x 29 x 6 cm (e.g. for laptops up to 15.6" or Leitz A4 folders)

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