Gifts for IT admins

The axe in the house saves the carpenter. And the backup saves you having to beg the admin for help. So remember, dear children: make regular backu...

He who has the damage doesn't have to worry about the mockery - we know this saying, but not everyone has learned it. Everyone knows that anyone wi...

What was that again with X? And how do I get Y? Can I do Z instead? It feels like 99 percent of all questions that admins, helpdesks and other serv...

Sometimes you just need a few moments to collect your thoughts. As people (fortunately) can't look into other people's heads, you have to somehow m...

Sometimes you just need a little longer to sort out your thoughts. Just point to the button and finish thinking. That way everyone knows and you ha...

With this sticker on your computer, you can make it absolutely clear, e.g. at a LAN party, that people should keep their hands off your computer......

Let's be honest: anyone who needs additional explanations besides the code wouldn't understand your explanations anyway. The next time someone asks...

Now you can attach your own power button to all kinds of things. Get ready to add new features to apples, books, jackets and bags.

"Science has established, established, established that IT rules the world.";) This or something similar could be used to describe the importance t...

Who hasn't experienced it: as soon as one of the technology neanderthals gets wind that you have anything remotely to do with computers, you are be...

What the Force is to Jedis, the source code is to computer scientists. If you control it, you basically control everything. But remember: with grea...

This button should be part of the wardrobe of every person who is even remotely involved with computers. Because this fact does not automatically t...

Before annoying other people with technical questions, you should perhaps take a look at the manual yourself. The next time you're asked, you can p...

If you regularly have to help other people with the simplest of tasks, the chances are good that you will become a BOFH, a Bastard Operator From He...

Confident 127.0.0.1, happiness alone. With this button you can declare all kinds of things to be your home. But whether other people will accept th...