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Who needs Disneyland when you can hike through the post-apocalyptic wasteland? "Wasteland Walking Tours" offers you the ultimate sightseeing experi...
View full details"Tuuut, Tuuuut, here comes the WAYNEtrain and takes your story to the WHATEVERest." Wayne is interested? Exactly. No one! In future, you can just p...
View full detailsCute? Yes. Harmless? Absolutely not. This white bunny with a red cape and drawn sword is here to chew carrots and mess with unsuspecting fools, and...
View full detailsAre you also a cocky optimist? Then this shirt is just the thing for you! With the witty saying "We do this not because it is easy but because we t...
View full detailsDuring the pandemic, we have learned more about viruses than we ever wanted to know. Just like bacteria, by the way, these little beasts are real s...
View full detailsIn many a tricky situation, you wonder how one hero or another would have got out of it. However, heroes are terribly predictable and boring. Unlik...
View full detailsNormally, in decision-making situations, you ask yourself what Jesus would do... The answer should at least be good enough to save the world ;) But...
View full detailsLet's be honest: nobody likes to lose - whether it's a board game, video game or simply a discussion. Especially when you've been arguing with the ...
View full detailsHermione Granger always knew it: If you have a question, go to the library. Don't google it, don't ask - books are the answer. This wise owl sits m...
View full detailsYou know people who are into dubious conspiracy theories. They often involve aliens kept hidden by the USA ;)However, some "conspiracies" (in the s...
View full detailsThe "Who wants to fight" shirt is designed like the character selection screen of a classic beat 'em up video game from the 90s - except that every...
View full detailsIf only the Borg had known it was that easy.
One minute you're annoyed with your parents or grandparents, the next minute the number on the birthday cake doesn't match your own self-perception...
View full detailsFun fact: With Windows XP, Microsoft used the product activation system with serial numbers for the first time in order to curb software piracy. Ac...
View full detailsSometimes a single comma can make the difference between a joke and a nightmare! With this shirt, you show in a humorous way how important the smal...
View full detailsSomeone has to say it so clearly :)
If you believe the relevant strategists of world history, no plan survives the first contact with the enemy. This principle also applies in the muc...
View full detailsMary Anning dug up fossils while the world still believed women didn't belong in science. Marie Curie won two Nobel Prizes. Grace Hopper invented t...
View full detailsIn a galaxy far, far away, there once was a father who couldn't be there for his children as they grew up due to unfortunate circumstances. Despite...
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"May the gods be merciful and the dice planets be favorable!" D&D, DSA or Shadowrun players probably pray like this on a regular basis. Because in ...
View full detailsPeace, contemplation and a few small explosions - that sounds like a perfect Christmas. If you think otherwise, then the "Yippie Kai Yai" T-shirt i...
View full details"you are dumb" in binary ASCII code.The correct answer to all DAU questions (including the question of what is written on your T-shirt): You are du...
View full detailsYou arrive at the office in the morning, sit down at your desk to do all the important [i]bug fixes[/i], sip your coffee... and then there's a knoc...
View full detailsLet's be honest: without the sun, a day on Earth would be pretty... short. And dark. And cold. Good thing these two get along so well!On this t-shi...
View full detailsUah, you've managed to get yourself out of the house and then it starts. The other creatures out there expect you to interact with them and maybe e...
View full detailsIt only takes two little words to turn even the most well-versed computer scientist into a nervous wreck: syntax error. Although people in STEM pro...
View full detailsGandalf said it to Balrog in 'Lord of the Rings I' and the Black Knight to King Arthur in 'The Knights of the Coconut'...... "You shall not pass" h...
View full details[i]YOU - SHALL NOT - PASS! [/i]As Gandalf taught us, you should be properly afraid of balrogs and flee as quickly as possible instead of staring in...
View full detailsIf you've always wondered what an alien would think of Earth if it accidentally landed here - the Your planet sucks T-shirt provides the answer. Wh...
View full detailsWhy aren't there cool messages in real life like in every role-playing game when you've improved your skills?