Talk NErDy to me

2025-11-10T16:29:10+01:00

Price: 19.95 - 33.95 (33 variants)

Whether in an IRC chat, a meeting with the boss or in bed: nerds speak [i]nerdish[/i]. Classic, unambiguous, straightforward.

Here are a few examples:
- [i]Hey, there are extraterrestrial life forms spawning in our fridge.[/i]
(Translation: There's disgusting mold on the food that was just a piece of salami 6 weeks ago.)
- [i]Don't pull the mobs aggro, or we'll wipe.[/i]
(Translation: Please stop provoking the scowling guys with the baseball bats, or they'll kill us.)
- [i]I'll port back to home base and regge.[/i]
(Translation: I'm going home to sleep it off.)
- [i]Sorry, but your skillset is too low level, it's not enough for the final quest.[/i]
(Translation: I'm sorry, but your grades are too bad to be admitted to the Abitur.)

[i]Nerdisch[/i] is sexy and exclusive and should always be the dialect of choice. We would particularly recommend the delicately whispered request Talk nerdy to me in situations where the stakes are high. Because no nerd can resist;)