This bucket of bolts is never going to get us a bottle opened.

Oh, we guess Princess Leia is wrong with that one ;) The Star Wars Millenium Falcon Bottle Opener will lever the lids of your favourite drinks in a jiffy - elegantly, without labour and, of course, with the force.

This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart.

There are two handy magnets on the spaceship's backside so you can keep it ready to hand e.g. at your fridge door.

You use that thing? You're braver than I thought.

Contrary to Han Solo's smuggler ship, this is a licensed article. You won't risk to be stalked by bounty hunters and you will never get into the uncomfortable situation of having to shoot first.
Also, Jabba the hut has absolutely no interest in this Falcon - but we bet, your friends will ;)